JESS: I want to have sex with him! Big time! You heard me! Big time, okay? I wanna take him down to Chinatown and slice him off a piece of this pumpkin pie, okay?…I wanna do all the things that you do in a bedroom with him, okay? I wanna do it standing up and sitting down. And half up and half down. And the Wiggly One. And the Bear Attack. And the claws in the head and the one the figure-skaters do and the what’s- for-lunch and the give-me-that-hat...and I don't care what you think!
NICK: And why you ask me?